ok, so the Santa Barbara City Council conservatives were willing to spend $50000 on some bench turning on State St to discourage homeless folks from sitting down and thereby frightening tourists...
at a Occupy Wall St rally, folks were arrested or cited for public camping...
but when the iphone 5 comes out, we have VERY NERDY and EXTREMELY MENTAL people camping outside the Apple store so they can get their iphone!! no citations no arrests no nothing!
I think sitting all day in a line to get a phone is absurd and should be illegal and obviously Apple stock is at $600/share because of the iphone addiction...don't these people have jobs? or lives? or is this just another Santa Barbara addiction??
speaking of addictions, Fiona Apple just got busted in Texas for possession of drugs...Fiona recently played the SB Bowl and peeple noted how skinny she was...anorexia skinny...now I think I have a Fiona CD...lemme check...nope that's a Tori Amos one I like..I get them mixed up because they got similar eyes ...but Fiona got busted the same place Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog got busted....for hash
Apple has never been arrested before, but is perhaps best remembered for her acceptance speech at the 1997 MTV Video Music Award, where she said:
"This world is bullshit, and you shouldn't model your life on what we think is cool, and what we're wearing and what we're saying."
UPDATE: In a statement, the Hudspeth County Sheriff’s Office said that during routine check of U.S. citizenship a drug sniffing dog detected the presence of controlled substances inside the tour bus. When officers inspected the vehicle, the dog was able to find glass container with .01 pounds of marijuana, and small plastic container holding .01 pounds of hashish.
The singer "freely admitted" that the drugs belonged to her and she was placed under arrest by U.S. Border Patrol agents and transported to Hudspeth County jail. On Sept. 20 the singer was released after posting a $10,000 bond. a drug sniffing dog? did it really take a drug sniffing dog to detect weed in a singer's bus..in Willie's bus?? in Snoop's bus?? an ant could've detected drugs in Snoop's bus!! everytime I go thru Hope Ranch, I smell weed!!
I tried hash once and it nearly burned a hole in my throat...but I'll never try an iphone which will surely burn a hole in my brain....
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