surf

and or die...

oh Iya Falcone got busted for DUI and smacking her BMW into a Prius...can't fault her for that!

Iya and Joe Armendariz are pals..is Joe a preacher now?? maybe he can help her...I think Santa Barbara has a drinking problem...I'll have five-part series upcoming on this hand- to- mouth disease known as alcoholism....

ok...so I'm reading the gossip page in the Montecito Journal..Richard Mineards is the guy with all that useless but juicy info...Mineards proudly proclaims he was a gossip writer for one of Rupert Murdoch's publications...I think this dude is annoying so I'm gonna make fun of him...deal with it

ok so I'm reading all this stuff about all these tedious people from Murdoch-lover Mineards column called Montecito Miscellany...first there's a party at Bella Vista Sod Farm remember that place in Summerland with all the faux stone walls...nothing is real behind those walls..nothing!! but hey why didn't they invite me??

apparently sodbuster Pat Nesbit is still in a partying mode even though his properties are going bankrupt!! Billy Baldwin was there I don't know why..because he's married to Chyna Phillips? I know I'm not but I did have a crush on Chyna's mom Michelle...a Mama...I just loved her vocal on Dedicated to the One I Love...

ok next I'm hearing lots about this surfer dude Shaun Tomson..he was a professional surfer which means he doesn't work for a living but lives in Montecito with his wife...geez, you can't just stick "professional" in front of everything!!

why does he annoy me? because he's a dumbass surfer, not some environmental professional and so now he's all water quality conscious because he's on the board of the nonprofit Surfrider....dude, you're surfing in dolphin crap!

but anyway, according to the obit in the Montecito Journal, they had a memorial service for Alexander Von Wiesenberger at the Coral Casino (these folks just don't get it!) and Shaun Tomson led a group of surfers in a paddle out which apparently everyone does now for everybody for any reason...

hey just go surfing for the fun of it! Endless Summer!

apparently Shaun's kid Mathew and Nipper's kid Alexander were best friends at Montecito Union School years ago and Shaun's kid hung himself at 14 years old in Durban South Africa in 2006...and now Nipper's kid is gone at 22 years old...

I guess Shaun Tomson and Nipper won't be winning any Father of the Year awards anytime soon, will they?