Thursday, January 15, 2015

Get Back

Jo Jo left his home in Tucson Arizona, for some California grass...

while I await the next move from the whipdicks at News-Press and Minuteman Project, and while pondering all the crazy justifications for the racial slur "illegals"  (where am I, in  Selma Alabama??) headline from Wendy's sycophants, I got a call last night... some chick says: Jo Jo? is this Jo Jo..so I started singing Get Back..Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner...she started laughing and said Jo Jo sings that song all the time to her...hmmmm




I remember the last election and all the back and forth with Yes on P and No on P..the anti-fracking measure...pretty girls on both sides..Beth with her sleepy eyes and low neck red sweaters hiding supple breasts.. and Katy and Becky watery shimmering luscious lips....mmmmm...care for some Skittles??

those days are gone...but I recall all the stuff, the info from the oil companies in Santa Maria and worthless News-Press stooge Andy Caldwell saying that if Measure P passes, it will kill the economy and people will lose jobs and no more fire protection...blah blah blah...that was all a lie!!

but irregardless, I see the gas prices are way down and oil prices plunging to superlow levels...that's fine by me!!

and I see stories about the oil companies like Santa Maria Energy the same ones who were NO on P are talking about laying people off and rationalizing the downturn in demand...and saying they won't be doing any new drilling for now

so in the end the local oil is its own worst enemy, not the Measure P folks..

and the stuff about foreign oil being supplied by terrorists, of course it's true..most of the 9/11 shits came from Saudi Arabia and the Saudis control the oil prices..and they are having a fire sale

so the local oil companies won't be drilling because it looks like they can't compete with cheap oil...oil which no one needs right now...besides Saudi Arabia has got us like a monkey on a chain..and they know how to control their women!

so even though Measure P was defeated, and the oil companies spent millions on a campaign that was full of lies and now they are stranded up in the north county like camels in the desert ...the workers are sitting on those oil drilling rigs that look like giant grasshoppers and they're drinkin' moonshine

and the anti-frackers...they sitting pretty in the south county, going to the beach, sipping wine and talking on their cell phones...laughing at the world...protecting the environment

now that is ironical!

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