Bristol Stomp

The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol. When they do the Bristol Stomp Really somethin when they join in jumpin. When they do the Bristol Stomp. Whoa, whoa

 

so we got Caitlin Jenner going for the Sarah Palin look...then we got Sarah's daughter Bristol getting paid to lecture about teen pregnancy...then she gets pregnant again outta wedlock!

then Josh Dugger gets busted for feelin' up his sisters years ago...poor Josh lost his gig with the Family Research Council...

and I hear Josh is involved with more un-family values stuff with Ashley Madison...

http://gawker.com/family-values-activist-josh-duggar-had-a-paid-ashley-ma-1725132091


In 2013, conservative reality TV star Josh Duggar—of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting fame—was named the executive director of the Family Research Council, a conservative lobbying group in D.C. which seeks "to champion marriage and family as the foundation of civilization, the seedbed of virtue, and the wellspring of society." During that time, he also maintained a paid account on Ashley Madison, a web site created for the express purpose of cheating on your spouse.

According to the data, Josh Duggar was paying Ashley Madison in order to find an extramarital partner for the following acts:

"Conventional Sex," Experimenting with Sex Toys," One-Night Stands," "Open to Experimentation," "Gentleness," "Good With Your Hands," Sensual Massage," "Extended Foreplay/Teasing," "Bubble Bath for 2," "Likes to Give Oral Sex," "Likes to Receive Oral Sex," "Someone I Can Teach," "Someone Who Can Teach Me," "Kissing," "Cuddling & Hugging," "Sharing Fantasies," "Sex Talk."

And here are the turn-ons that he offered up in service of finding a compatible person other than his wife with which to engage in those acts:

"A Professional/Well Groomed," "Stylish/Classy," "Casual Jeans/T-shirt Type," "Muscular/Fit Body," "Petite Figure," "Tall Height," "Short Height," "Long Hair,""Short Hair," "Girl Next Door," "Naughty Girl," "Sense of Humor," "Imagination," "Creative and Adventurous," "Relaxed and Easy Going," "Aggressive/Take Charge Nature," "Confidence," "Discretion/Secrecy," "A Good Listener," "Good Personal Hygiene," "Average Sex Drive," "High Sex Drive," "Dislikes Routine," "Has a Secret Love Nest," "Disease Free," "Drug Free," and "Natural Breasts."


well Josh, it's what we all want

I will leave you with an old Chinese proverb: A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.