Friday, August 21, 2015

Werewolves of London

saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's


Peter Howorth says so, and News-Press says it must be true!!

I see stories about music for dogs and pets in the classroom, but if I were a dog, I'd be a coyote..coyotes are cool..they are smart, independent, resourceful, mythical, spooky and all...

so I'm not too concerned if a coyote snatches someone's pet for a snack...of course, coyotes are blamed for killing the poor precious little dogs that run around in the backyards of unsuspecting homeowners...the coyotes wait on the other side of the fence and when the opportunity arises, the coyote strikes!! grabs the little mutts and kills them...

no matter, the Montecito Farmer's Market will still go on....what a nice ass on this farm girl!!

speaking of asses, what would be the outcome of a coyote vs a Saint Bernard.. I saw this guy and his dog in SB while investigating the re-opening of Nipper's cocaine nightclub by the Bird Refuge...(report later)... and the guy kept wiping his dog's ass!!

now over at the News-Press and Noozhawk, the weirdest news in town, they had a story on pets disappearing and they blame coyotes...and they focus in on a coyote hanging around La Mesa Park in SB...a virtual death sentence for the wild dog

the Noozhawk piece was from the Police Dept Public Report..the News-Press story by Scott Steepleton was lifted from the police report...and  Scott claims some folks say city workers are feeding the coyote without one shred of evidence to support his story, ie he lied!! Geez, what a mangy mongrel this Steepleton dude is!!

either we got too many coyotes, too many pets, or too many fat stupid reporters..and two of these groups have to go...and I'm afraid it's the pets and fat stupid reporters...we can't have a surplus of useless little dogs running around growling at me!!

so to my coyote brothers and sisters I say..KILL AWAY!!

and the sharks and coyotes will continue to instill irrational fear in ignorant people....

but what will become of the La Mesa coyote? will they leave it alone? kill it? trap it? will they

close the park like they closed Surf Beach in Lompoc for the Snowy Plover??

I don't know..but if the wrong people like the News-Press are involved, it's for sure they will fuck things up...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why don't they just deport the sharks and coyotes to Mexico? Surely such unwanted beasts are here illegally, like those other unwanted beasts the News Press hates.