all lost in the supermarket

I'm all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily

well I see that the Republicans are trying to change their image after being pummeled in the last elections...they could consult Steve Pappas who is an image consultant but after his thing with big fat Nancy Crawford-Hall, I think it would be best for the GOP to stay away from Pappas..

while I was thinking about this and watching Looney Toons with Porky Pig and Daffy Duck, it struck me...seems that Porky was excited about enrolling in the "father figure" program where he mentors young animals who need some guidance...as one critter said "I got nothing on my schedule, so mentor away"...

Porky is a good father figure and said it's all about respect...
I think that is the crux of the Republicans' problems.....they don't have any self-respect! they don't respect anything...they drink and drive, they whine, they blame..they are like little babies in need of father figures..even the conservatvie fathers need father figures because they suck at being dads!

so if they listen to Porky Pig, they may gain some mojo back, if they ever even had any...they listen to the wrong people like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly who writes a book a week it seems...and the News-Press is filled with kooks like Rush's brother Davis Limbaugh and white girl wannabe Star Parker who blames everything on the devil! hahah...

so the obvious choice to lead the Republicans out of the Walmart wilderness is Porky Pig, an American icon! Porky is honest and fair, unlike most Republicans...and Porky is one who could glue the fabric of the American family back together again....it doesn't matter that your father figure is a pig, or a lesbian or even dear old dad himself...as long as respect and love are there, then that's how you'll treat others...instead of bomb- bomb-bombing Iran, the Republicans can concentrate of building up America....and therefore, building up themselves!

there's more to life than chicken sandwiches and shopping you know....