Thursday, March 31, 2011

Rock the Casbah!

the Libyan-Miramar Connection.. an investigative report... by Mick Von Caw and Sir Peter Lancelot.. despite the fact that the EBLOGGER editor is completely fucked up, I will continue to publish this nonsense, using a typewriter if need be.... What would you do if a dictator attacked his citizens because they protested, or wanted to be free...what if this dictator surrounded himself with a little crew of confidants who would protect him no matter what..what if this dictator had amassed a fortune and kept himself enshrined in luxury, while his people starved...what if a civil war broke out..would you help or sit back and watch.... that's the dilemma we got with Gadhafi....the dude is whacked and is killing his people .... and did you know that Gadhafi has a sister here in the states..right here in California..right here in Santa Barbara! yes, it's true my sources tell me ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` her name is Miramar McGadhafi ( English translation: Wendy McCuckoo) and she's rich, drives a Bentley and has a bunch of stuff..she owns a little town called Santa Barbara (as last she thinks she does) she owns a newspaper that she uses for propaganda, and she's tried to whack people from the American Union for trying to better their lives, and she keeps trying to carpet-bomb them.. Ms McGadhafi owns a big yacht she call the Calico Cat...a big white yacht with boats and a helicopter on it and she spends time in the Mediterranean sea...lots time there with her operative Nasty the Nipper...this is the dude who keeps Mimamar from venturing out of her bunker and into the real world..so naturally her view of the real world is blocked by her scarves and big thick sunglasses...just like her brother, Gadhafi.... and I have learned from covert operations and CIA spy intelligence that Miramar McGadhafi and Nasty the Nipper have been running guns and leaking documents to Ghadhafi like plans for oil addiction treatment centers in Libya and America... they do it in the Mediterranean, on Miramar's yacht over steak and lobster, brandy and orange sherbet ice cream, a Ghadhafi favorite..that is a fact..the helicopter picks up Ghadhafi in Libya and takes him to his sister's yacht and there they party and exchange TOP SECRET information....about rebels, about traitors, about unions, about loyalists and disloyalists...about everybody even Helene Schneider, the Mayor of Santa Barbara! so I think a regime change is warranted...in Libya and in good old Santa Barbara...get Miramar McGhadhafi out of the big white house in De La Guerra (war) Plaza....and let freedom ring once more!!

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