Hannah and her sisters...

today I feel like changing my name to Hannah-Beth ..don't ask me why, I just do..

 

ok so now I'm Hannah-Beth..let's see...what shall I do today? bake some cookies or something like that..no I think I'll save the coast and create some green jobs...then play tennis and drive my Volvo around

so also do you know what I like to do? bark! I like to bark like a dog...bark bark bark! see?? it's fun..you try it...

now some of my supporters are educators like SB schools superintendent David Cash who just bought a big house in Santa Barbara..do you know why David let the dogs harass public school students, sniffing through their backpacks and all...it's because I barked at him! haha...and also I think he used to be in prison for something or other

and I also have the support of other school board members like Monique Limon....have you seen Monique..she's pretty...like that Columbian chick that serviced the Secrets...not that I would take any special notice I'm no lesbian but maybe I'll introduce her to Mick!

hey, did you know that Monsanto Chemical company spent lots of money to see me defeated in the upcoming state senate race...

now let's see who's running against me..there's Jason Hodge...Jason is an Indian married to that Chinese bitch Fiona Ma...now if both these losers get any more power, we'll have more casinos and more Chinese massage parlors in California...more than you can shake a chopstick at!!

so, please vote for me..not the Indian and his China doll wife...

help me save California....thanks!

love, Hannah Beth