Sunday, April 1, 2012

only a fool would say that...

please vote for Rick Santorum for President of the United States!! if you are sick of un-Christian people having sex, swearing, gay people, black people, illegal people, females going to doctors, females contracepting babies, and other un-American things, then Rick will change things back to the way we like 'em!! thank you and God Bless!!!


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1 comment:

Assbackwards said...

Thanks for a column I can finally understand.