JET

I thought the only lonely place was on the moon!


you don't want to hear the waves crashing, don't live by the ocean

if you don't want to hear the traffic, don't live by the highway

if you don't want to hear the trains, don't live by the tracks

and if jets and planes bother you, don't live by the airport....

oh I almost forgot..if you don't like the sound of helicopters, don't live by the hospital!!

no wait that doesn't sound right..if you don't like the sound of screaming dying people don't live next to the hospital..but helicopters??

but that's the deal at Cottage Hospital, the helicopter issue is real...they added the helipad AFTER the neighborhood was built!

now I watched as the Duke and Duchess landed at the Polo Fields in their helicopters..but that's out in the country a bit..I could barely hear them! it was like they came in on a cloud with the Jetsons!

but in the city it's different... and this is the awesome old Oak Park neighborhood...with oaks all around..and a little stream that flows when water is in it and if a helicopter landed on my roof at 4 o'clock in the morning, I'd go outside and BLOW IT AWAY with my SS36!!

Cottage Hospital built a landing pad in the middle of the city and has been trying to explain it ever since..that was stupid and archaic thinking......what they should have done is consulted the Jetsons! They can rocket to the future, they can rocket to the moon, they can work on jupiter, or play on neptune. Machines do the working, machines do run, if they need anything they push a button and it's done. Their house is in the heaven, the free way is in the sky, but their feet are on the ground 'cause they're just regular guys. Judy's got a boyfriend, Elroy's got his theme, Jane's shopping and George has got mister Spacely. They're the Jetsons!