Wednesday, April 18, 2012

I got a rocket

in my pocket...


well Monday was Emancipation Day which I didn't know but now I do...that gives me until Tuesday to pay my taxes..but because of events that have transpired recently, I will withhold my taxes this year and buy a new bedroom set at Sears! 

first of all, the feds are putting Roger Clemens, the Rocket, on trial again after the first one was declared a mistrial...this is outrageous! Clemens didn't do anything wrong....and if he did inject some steroids, so what...that's what a cortizone shot is...people with sports injuries do it all the time....FREE THE ROCKET and stop wasting time and money!

second we see that gov't employees at the GSA took a few hundred thousand dollars in taxpayer money and partied in Las Vegas..and videotaped it....this is beyond stupid and all the people should be fired..all these dumbass managers...if you want to shrink gov't, you can start here!! maybe they should have gone to the Morongo Casino instead..it's the place where "morons go" to lose their money!! haha

and third of all we got the Secret Service who go to Columbia ahead of Obama visit ..and what happens? a bunch of SS dudes and some military guys buy some prostitutes and get drunk at area bars! geez, did Ted Nugent pay for this?
Ted says that if Obama is elected again, he'll either be dead or in jail...I think he means he's going to assassinate the President....well.... Ted's a total phony, he staged his TV hunts and pretends to be this high priest for gun rights and capitalism...maybe death would be a better fit for ya, Ted....I hope the feds fry him!!

then I had a dream about Kim Kardashian..she was in the garden watering the plants..and she kept pulling the hose...I kept following her around...the Kardashian's have a new line of clothes and furnishings at Sear's....

and that is capitalism at her best!

1 comment:

Morono Good Times! said...

Ted Nugget sounds like a terrorist with all that chop their heads off talk.