Monday, October 13, 2014

Good-Bye Columbus

I got a feeling you're gonna hear from us...

it's Columbus Day and the banks are closed and that should tell you something...the story is that Christopher Columbus discovered America in 1492...he was from Italy which means he was non-native scum




 
and the explorers were kinda mean: They would cut an [American] Indian's hands and leave them dangling by a shred of skin ... [and] they would test their swords and their manly strength on captured [American] Indians and place bets on the slicing off of heads or cutting of bodies in half with one blow." From Bartolomé de las Casas's written account Brevísima relación de la destrucción de las Indias-1592

Opposition to Columbus Day dates to at least the 19th century where activists had sought to eradicate Columbus Day celebrations because of its association with immigrants and the Knights of Columbus. They were afraid it was being used to expand Catholic influence


goddam Catholics..if they can't drink it or fuck it, they pray for it!!

so did Chris sail over on the Pinta, the Nina and the Santa Maria? I don't know I wasn't there but it seems the Chumash discovered Carpinteria in 1769 and Chumash were discovered by a guy named Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo...he found them in Carpinteria which used to be called Mishopschnow...now I can't figure out what that name is supposed to mean so either the Chumash were high on weed or liquor when they blurted out the name...

so then after all this the Euporeans came over and stole the Indians' land...and thus America was born...America is totally non-native..

so instead of taking back that which was stolen from them, the Chumash decided to appeal to the white man's vices...gambling and drinking...and make tons of money

and so the New Chumash Valley was founded...formerly Santa Ynez

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