Sunday, October 5, 2014

Wild World

oh, baby baby it's a wild world

people have pets because they don't want to be alone, they are afraid of being alone..but we're all alone..we're born alone, and we die alone...pets fill some sick neediness inside certain people with hollow hearts....they clutch the furry critters unless it's a fish you have as a pet, and when the pet passes away, they cry and cry all day...because they are in essense, alone again


food for thought!

 
 so I'm not surprised that the dead dog story made it to the front page of the News-Press..it's seems a little silly that these stories should be featured on the front page...but it's Wendy's paper and she can do whatever she wants and she's all about dogs...

now I read the story but couldn't stop laughing...not outta meanness..it's just that the picture of the woman and her dogs..well I try mightily to stay away from these types of women..poor thing looks all sad and pathetic and conservative and probably all boozed up...and if you look closely, alot of these ladies are cross-eyed!

now me, I don't need a pet unless she's the kinda pet with a nice sweet avocado ass

pets


but these odd gals, recent transplants, live in the wooded areas and can't deal with wildlife...she..well look at her..she ain't got a wild bone in her body

and the dog...the little thing looks like a skunk! if a coyote did kill her dog, he probably thought it was a skunk which is why he was hiding behind the bushes..a surprise attack so he wouldn't get sprayed!!


A coyote's favorite food items are small mammals, such as rabbits, mice, voles and shrews. Coyotes will also eat birds, frogs, skunks, berries, insects ...

how can these people, these weird white conservative women live in the hills of California and be so clueless??? where'd they come from? Orange County??

I got one word for those who don't unnerstand this concept of killing to eat-

food chain

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boo hoo hoo. A dingo ate my chihuahua! Front page news in Santa Barbara? You betcha in the the News-Press! It's too thin to roll up and smack a dog in the ass with, might as well use it as an obituary column for nutty old ladies surrogate children.

Anonymous said...

From Pulitzer to poodle! Wendy is a publishing genius! Hahahhahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Unlike you, Mick, I will not look at the news-press. thanks for providing that service. please attack it more, relentlessly, until it is dead. it's really just a zombie paper now. don't let artie, don and scott masquerade as newspapermen without calling them out as the charlatans they are. as for pets, they often bring out the most human sides of people. besides, you shouldn't mock anyone's grief. unless it's wendy's grief over having her $100 million investment run by these three stooges.