Rock Me On the Water

I'll get down to the sea somehow

well I have to admit, the News-Press is getting a little boring now....what's to cover anymore....Wendy's beat and she knows it...

she is isolated, surrounding herself with money, drunks and donkeys...Wendy likes to call her paper a gov't watchdog, but I've never seen her a one public hearing at City Hall..why? because she's a snob...her paper is anorexic, she had child porn on her computer (STILL WAITING FOR JUSTICE), her endorsements mean nothing, Scott Steepleton is doing cocktail stories, who knows where Nipper is...even the society girls are gone....the old guard should have left a long time ago....the interns are merely providing sexual favors for a chance to do a "story"....jokers

now I don't go looking for trouble but sometimes trouble finds me..or we bump into each other on the street..or something

so why should Thursday be any different...I was compelled to go into Santa Barbara and found myself face to face with that big stone church on upper State...there was a homeless dude with a jug, filling it with water from the church spigot..I ask him what he was doing and he screamed at me "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!"

cute...just then a little girl comes up to me and says I'm gonna die and pees on the sidewalk...

well all morning the sun was warm and there was a strange shadow cast and then out there I see a big ship and the tourist barricades being set up..either that or it was an EBOLA screening...I didn't stick around to find out...down to 7/11 for coffee and a co-ed was stalking me and I her...she was beautiful..young and strong wearing short shorts with the loveliest legs I've ever seen...we bumped into each other in the store and she says sorry and I say it's ok...oh she's the kind of girl that makes me glad to be a man ....we bump each other again outside and I watch her leave...my fevered brow soothed...still, I felt all flushed for a few hours...engorged even

back to the beach...people walking their dog even though No Dogs On Beach signs posted..stupid dog chases shore birds...a chick's walking on the beach talking on her cell phone....

so I hear there's more bear sightings in the Carp foothills so I went to visit a friend on the ranch and sure enough, a bear was in her pool...coolin' off

then of course perfect for Halloween is an eclipse..a partial solar eclipse...

blood moons, eclipses, super high tides, and pretty girls...this is turning out to be the best Halloween season ever!