Friday, November 7, 2014

Don't Touch Me There

don't touch me there, please don't, don't touch me there, oh no not there, don't touch me there, anywhere but there

ok so the libertarians and some conservatives main focus this election was to legalize pot and get the gov't off their backs and bongs....

this little midterm blip by the Republicans will lead them into 2016 with some momentum...but compared to the Democrats, a bunch of conservative white haired stoners and boozers looks like a football team charging the line of scrimmage!





but there was one race in Iowa that struck my fancy....Joni Ernst won a senate seat and I saw her acceptance speech..she grew up as an Iowa farm girl castrating pigs...this must be a metaphor for her hatred of men..esp democrats

she was part of the National Guard in one of the sand invasions in the Middle East...Operation Iraqi Freedom, our disastrous misguided attempt to answer the 9/11 attack of New York Jews on Bush's watch...

Joni says she goes to church and wants to return to the American values she says built this country..that's an interesting proposition..American values..is she talking about the Roaring 20s where debauchery ruled? or the Prohibition crime spree with murderous gangs providing booze illegally..is she talking about all the racism and slavery...or the Civil War era? or maybe the Depression??? is Joni talking about the 1950s TV shows which depicted fictional American families....

or the Founding Fathers...teabaggers always want to return us to the founding fathers principles..or at least their interpretation of what the fathers wanted..well it's right there in front of their eyes..read the Constitution of the USA...the teabaggers think the bible is the Constitution......that's why they call it the bible belt

but Congress shall make no law establishing a religion..or the free exercise thereof...and free speech shall not be infringed upon...

I was watching the Rachel Maddow Show and she had a story about a Gilbert, Arizona school board with a teabagger majority who wanted to remove pages of a biology book..the nasty book had info on human sexuality, sperm and abortion, and the teabaggers simply thought they could rip those pages out of the book and they were actually serious!!


anywhere but there!!


during the elections, the teabagger board members in Gilbert lost their seats..and this is in conservative Arizona! great story by Rachel....

but this is gonna be a short midterm for the teabagger conservatives if they try to push their false patriotism or religious bullshit on America...

that agenda is the antithesis of freedom....

and something about Joni bothers me...the eyes..kinda like Michelle Bachman....pretty but vacant

I'll be reading Joni like a pig with lipstick.....

2 comments:

Ambiguously Iowa Nice said...

She kind of reminds of that council man and ducks-unlimited member (so she can shoot and eat) Mike Self.

Anonymous said...

"Joni says she goes to church and wants to return to the American values she says built this country"

They're all talking about the same thing, stringing up minorities and keepin' Santa Barbara white!