Desolation Row

they're selling postcards to the hanging, they're painting the passports brown, the beauty parlor is filled with sailors, the circus is in town

 

ok so the News-Press has endorsed three SB City Council candidates...actually Guest Andy Caldwell has endorsed them...and Wendy agrees, although passive-agressively..

now the News-Press also endorsed Orly Taitz for a Calif Senate seat years ago Team Wendy has no credibility...

but Andy wants Lucy, Randy "the Louse" Rouse and Jason Dominguez to win the elections..according to Andy, right now downtown Santa Barbara looks like a mental ward...well how else are you gonna look at the world when you work inside the Cuckoo's Nest, ie the News-Press building

Andy complains that water lines rupture all the time...electrical lines explode (that's Edison, not the city's issue)..and the homeless are climbing onto the roofs of State Street businesses for better views...ARMAGEDDON!!!

well if downtown SB looks like a mental ward, isn't Randy Rouse along with Dale Francisco and Frank Hotchkiss responsible? Rouse is the conservative incumbant..and what about the red-pink water in the Bird Refuge? and the row houses on the highway? the coyotes? the shark attacks?

and Randy has operated the Paradise Cafe for 30 years, been on the council for a few years and Andy Caldwell can't even spell his name! spells him Randy Rouse instead of Rowse!

well Andy does live in the Santa Maria area so what does he know about local politics and rouse rhymes with mouse and Andy is a church-mouse conservative..one hand is tied to the tight-rope walker, the other is in his pants

with district elections being forced on SB by Wendy's ex-lawyer, there is supposedly less influence on money and more on people...but remember this: everyone can be bought; everyone has a price.... I think Randy will win but that K. Missy lady seems pretty smart so she'd be a good fit...and she can't be bought

Lucy vs Cathy is interesting...the conservatives want Lucy and the liberals want Cathy...but Lucy as I've pointed out seems to think she single-handedly saved Milpas from crime/grafitti/ and lack of family values! that's becasue she's a narcissist like Wendy....there's just something weird about Lucy...her profession is her religion, her sin is her lifelessness

really need to watch these people who want to fill gov't with Christian values, whatever those are

so ok vote for Randy Rouse.. whoever he is