the New Order...

is upon us now....

Now that I've lost my moral compass on page 2 of the NewsPress, where else can I turn? The world is full of such danger and sex and mind diseases, how can anyone feel safe anymore? Church? I had a dream about church last night..I was at church with some old friends and even Andy Granatelli was there, sitting on a pew right beside me..then there was a carnival outside my window. I think if one of my dreams came true, I'd be a happy man..then again, if one of my dreams came true, I'd be dead!
So back to morality..I was channel surfing last night and came across my salvation...BYU TV!
http://www.byub.org/secrets/

Brigham Young University Television...the church lady was giving a very solemn and stern lecture about pornography. For the record, I've never, never, ever looked at porn in my life, but I've heard about it. It can come into your life and turn you into a pervert, so I've heard. It will kill all your relationships, objectify women, make wives think they gotta be hos to please their husbands, and so on. Folks, the sancTITy of marriage is threatened by this scourge, so I want you all to mind your p's and q's. Especially with the internet these days, destructive impulses are only a click away. Use some discipline for pity's sake. Use your head...a sexual relationship with your computer is not a good thing...like any addiction, you need to seek help..from your priest, your bishop, a counselor. or even your local Morman. While watching the BYU presentation, I found myself agreeing with some of their concerns, but how do you stop a multi-billion dollar a year business? and who are the lowlifes who need or produce this stuff? Is it supply or demand? I don't have the answers...but if we all tune into BYU TV, we may be able to understand the scope of the problem and find personal solutions. Especially I think you should all refrain from sex during Christmas and just do family related things together..play games, rake leaves, read books, exercise...and parents..DO NOT TOUCH YOUR CHILDREN! These dirty impulses start early: the mother's breast is the chief source of oral pleasure and the kisses, fondling and caresses a baby receives sends the wrong message and keeps certain people locked in the genital stage of object-desire rather than a normal development of the personality.
Meditate on these words:
"And it came to pass that it did last for the space of three days that there was no light seen; and there was great mourning and howling and weeping among all the people continually; yea, great were the groanings of the people, because of the darkness and the great destruction which had come upon them."
you (you know who you are) got three days to clean up your act!