Monday, December 1, 2008

Golden Showers...

Philanthopissonyouall..of the Year

hi folks..Wendy Pee McCaw here..I took Mick up on his offer to write a editroial and here it is: I graduated from Standford (LSD) University and I'm reel smart..I married a geek with a ton of money, we saved a whale and then I divorced him and got a..guess what..TON OF MONEY..see the stats of my foudashun...see, I give lots of my ex-husband's money away to greenie groups because that's what he wanted as part of the divorce..the rest of the cash is mine to do with as I pleese...I bought a newspaper, a house, a big-ass boat called the Calix that has a little boat and a helicopter on it, I bought a boat for my galpal Dr. Laura, another house, a Bentley car for me and my boyfrend, a coupla donkeys and lawyers, a coupla judges, Santa Barbara..and there's one thing I learnt in life..everything is for sale!! Yippee!

Wendy Pee. McCaw Foundation
Financesfor tax year ending 12/31/2002
Total Assets
$36,717,765.00
Grants Awarded
$0.00
Top Grants Made
Funding To Activist Groups
Total Donated
Time Frame
Earth Island Institute
$544,025.00
1999 – 2000
Defenders of Wildlife
$83,000.00
2002 – 2002
Friends of the Earth
$70,000.00
2000 – 2000
Ocean Conservancy
$30,428.00
1998 – 1999
Natural Resources Defense Council
$30,000.00
2002 – 2002
Global Green USA
$10,000.00
2001 – 2001

....don't take any wooden nickles!


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