News-Press for Sale!!!
that's the next headline I want to see..I want to see Wendy and Travis and Nipper waddle out of town like little ducks that done lost their mama...it's no secret the paper had gone to the dogs..and they even had another dog story about some Hollywood rich bitch in Hope Ranch who has a movie coming out called "Marley and Me"....starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson about a guy whose dog teaches him all about life...this rivals another stupid dog movie "Must Love Dogs"..produced by Brad Hall of Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine) fame...the two Montecito nitwits who tried to stop the Miramar progress..if you want to see a good dog story, read "Travels with Charley" by Steinbeck..a real writer!
I must admit the News-Press won't be the same without Dr. Laura..I actually enjoyed reading her columns! She is a fascinating study if you're into psychology and crazy people...we still got her blog but there was something about her NewsPress gig...I mean, all these crazy people at one paper..it was a Freudian jackpot!!
so who's next for page 2? Dennis Miller? Andy Granatelli? a newly botoxed Kenny Loggins? Chief Dances with Gamblers? I bet it will be some kiss-ass who thinks Wendy is a visionary and wants to help take the NewsPress to the next level....
get out yer shovels!