pastic fantastic lover

I was shaving this morning with a new pastic razor that OUCH put a big gash in my cheek..now I can't sit down!

well according to the News-Press, the SAVE the PASTIC BAG COALITION is fixin to sue Carpinteria for passing a plastic bag banning ordinance....

but I don't know what a pastic bag is! what is it? how can you save something that dosen't exist..I looked everywhere and couldn't find out what "pastic" means...I know what spastic means and what plastic means but not "pastic"....so who cares if we get sued by a coalition that wants to save a nonentity...pastic..

don't let your city be bullied buy the SAVE THE PASTIC BAG COALITION..sue them back for promoting waste and litter!!

say a little payer...
and Tim Tebow's prayer obsession has caused him to lose his job in Colorado..when you drop and pray every five minutes so you can win football games and then lose out in the playoffs, something has gotta give..Timmy, Jesus has spoken....now the Broncos can regain their stature as a great football team instead of a freaking church group....

hey there's Tony Denunzio on the front page of the News-Press again...looks like ALL LOCAL MEDIA except me failed to mention Tony's latest arrest for assault only a few months after his first one...and his defense lawyer is up to his old tricks trying to fudge the lab results...the Judge should just say no to Genis instead of just limiting him..why is that so hard....
here's some court dates for Tony that taxpayers are financing because this dude can't control himself...is there anybody who thinks Denunzio is not a piece of shit by now?? geez....what a waste of time and money.....he should pay it all back and wear a radio collar around his neck, like a dog so the cops can keep tabs on him.... and you'd think the Santa Barbara County Taxpayers Ass would be outraged at the tax money wasted on Tony's drunken escapades...oh wait... I almost forgot....Joe Armendariz is the CEO!

bammer holers
and my pals at Noozhawk are miffed at the Carpenters' Union for staging demonstrations in Goleta..seems the union is hiring bammer holers to spread the message that the Goleta Valley Hospital is hiring people to do subpar work so they don't have to pay union members...that's kinda like a Noozhawk hiring cub reporters to float a conservative agenda..but we all see thru that bullshit don't we?

and I see that birthers (retarded teabaggers) are suing California over Obama's candidate eligibility..according to these folks, Obabmja is not an American citizen amd he's a Muslim to boot..well considering the time we've spent invading Islamic countries maybe we should change our name to United States of Islam...oh and the suit was filed by a teabag guy named Dummett! dat figures...