hey, I started a new nonprofit called "Feed a Model"..for just $19.50 per month, we''ll shove a hamburger down a model's throat once a week so she don't die for "the look"..won't you help please?? ok so St. Patrick's Day is coming up on Saturday and that's the day Irish Catholics get drunk and molest children......if you wear green tomorrow, it's like saying "Irish I was drunk"..
speaking of odd religious folks, a group of Reality church cult members gathered on an Ojai ranch and started sacrificing pigs.. I read this in the News-Press!
it seems the little churchies were trying to enact a scene in Exodus where they mutilate a ram and spread the blood around on their hands and toes and sprinkle some on the altar and then burn it and offer it to God..since no rams were available, they used little pigs...the kids in the 
group were covered with "war-paint"..but we know it was really pigs' blood.....
group were covered with "war-paint"..but we know it was really pigs' blood.....more religious stuff....maniac TV evangelist Pat Robertson says oral sex is ok if you're married.....that means if you're married ladies, you can go south for sushi or/and I can have breakfast at Irene's!
Koch sister...seems anti-gay marriage conservative Amy Koch R-Buffalo had an affair with a staffer and fired him: Koch abruptly resigned from her leadership position on December 15, 2011 and announced she would not seek re-election. She claimed her resignation was because the state GOP could not afford a "lame duck leader in negotiations next session." One day later, several GOP colleagues said publicly that she only quit after they confronted her about allegations of an "inappropriate relationship" with a Senate employee.
Koch later apologzied for the affair. In response to the incident, a gay Minneapolis resident penned a tongue-in-cheek letter on behalf of all gays and lesbians in Minnesota apologizing for the affair, as Koch authored an unsuccessful bill to amend the Minnesota Constitution to say that only marriage between a man and a woman would be recognized....
now the dude that got fired for bonking and having oral sex with self-righteous Amy is threatening to expose more affairs between male reps and female staffers who weren't fired....there's a double standard I guess....if you're gonna have an affair make sure you are a woman..I mean a man...uh... with some power to...ah...well...well...I just don't know anymore..maybe marriage should have term limits: I now pronounce you man and wife-for five years...or the Mormons..I like the five wife idea with weekends off!
Koch sister...seems anti-gay marriage conservative Amy Koch R-Buffalo had an affair with a staffer and fired him: Koch abruptly resigned from her leadership position on December 15, 2011 and announced she would not seek re-election. She claimed her resignation was because the state GOP could not afford a "lame duck leader in negotiations next session." One day later, several GOP colleagues said publicly that she only quit after they confronted her about allegations of an "inappropriate relationship" with a Senate employee.
Koch later apologzied for the affair. In response to the incident, a gay Minneapolis resident penned a tongue-in-cheek letter on behalf of all gays and lesbians in Minnesota apologizing for the affair, as Koch authored an unsuccessful bill to amend the Minnesota Constitution to say that only marriage between a man and a woman would be recognized....
now the dude that got fired for bonking and having oral sex with self-righteous Amy is threatening to expose more affairs between male reps and female staffers who weren't fired....there's a double standard I guess....if you're gonna have an affair make sure you are a woman..I mean a man...uh... with some power to...ah...well...well...I just don't know anymore..maybe marriage should have term limits: I now pronounce you man and wife-for five years...or the Mormons..I like the five wife idea with weekends off!
ok.... so eat drink and be merry I guess is the theme for this weekend...and for extra fun, go have an affair!!
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Your little churchies photo had me fooled for an ordinary secular I.V. frat party. Any animal rights commentary from Wendy P in the article?
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