message in a bottle

sending out an S-O-S

there's obviously a drinking epidemic in Santa Barbara and if the elephants at the zoo can get a beer named for them by the genius brewmaster at the Brewhouse, why not some of our local celebrities? the bars can concoct a brew or spirit in honor of the infamous folks who bring us joy and loads of laughter or pain and suffering, day in and day out... but really Cat, your designated driver wasn't available?? isn't that what a designated driver is supposed to do..be available...so you don't act irresponsibly and drive drunk?? geez.....

so here's my list of new drinks you can enjoy when you're out on the town...and please remember: ENJOY RESPONSIBLY!!

Cat Cora...lap up some Cat Nip available at Cold Springs Tavern

Joe Armendariz.. try a Romeo Rollover available at the Pub

Priscilla Susman.. down an ol' 154 available at the Paradise Store

Peter Lance... sip a Skinny martini available at the Canary Hotel bar

Nipper.. nip some Gray Gigolo...available at Nipper's

Tony DeNunzio.. swill a few DeNutcrackers...exclusively at the Boathouse

Heather Lockyear.. lick up some Blonde Ambition.... find it at the Bilkmore

Lanie Tyrone Richardson... do a White Girl on the Hood available at Lucky's

so remember, if you drink and drive and get caught, and cause mayhem or even kill someone, you may get a drink named after you!

good luck and remember, the best designated driver is a phone call away...call a cab... and you can keep on chooglin'!!