smoke gets in your eyes

STOP THE DUTCH!!

so I'm sitting there minding my own business when I hear there's smoke in the hills behind me...so I go check it out on the balcony.... ok I see it....it's thick and white with plumes of black belching out like a fat overstuffed drunken Republican...

so I'm watching it and conclude I'm in no imminent danger and don't have to evacuate...besides, it's cool and foggy so a wildfire is unlikely....

maybe one of the ranches is on fire or a car crashed up there..Joe..you ok?? actually it looks like a mini-volcano......I heard some sirens earlier so I guess it's being addressed by those good for nothing fire fighters who sit around all day counting their shiny dimes...oh,at least that's the propaganda being propagated by do nothing /know nothing fuckhead Ayn Rand groupies!!

ok so what if it was hot and windy, then I'd be a bit more concerned but it's not so I'm not..I'm just thankful that my fellow Marxist socialists dressed in commie red Santa Claus suits are working to put out the fire which I find out later was started by a freakin' conservative capitalist pothead who friggin burned down his greenhouse! probably those damn Dutch immigrant imbeciles!! STOP THE DUTCH!!!

geez.... how do you burn down a greenhouse..they are made of metal, they have lots of water in them, and green lush plants...so what's burnable? hey, maybe it was not a greenhouse but a pothouse, then I can understand the libertarian kooks burning down their greenhouses to get high...the wiring in these contraptions is not up to code!!

and isn't that what they do all day?? sit around and get high and write stupid things about public workers??

yeah, that's what they do...so I'm not surprised they managed to burn down a greenhouse...