there's a few things I don't understand...Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow....80 degree temps in December...Frosty and Santa....the Church of COLAB, Andy Caldwell...redheads...
now we know that Andy writes guest opinions behind Wendy's skirt..some are lucid and some are just so crazy so I'm thinking on the crazy days Andy takes mind altering drugs or pills of some sort..maybe stupid pills...Andy's struggles with sentence structure are mind boggling!!
"then therefore"?????
included in today's postal exhibit and for your consideration is Andy's take on the bible's Christmas relevance...of course there is no relevance to the bible and/or Christmas because no one knows what day Christ was born....and as the Pope pointed out, Jesus was a socialist concerned with helping the poor....
speaking of poor gals, the Toronto Sun reports that Kelly Lebrock, that troubled red-head from Santa Ynez, was officially charged with DUI..."She has since been slapped with a DUI charge and faces up to six months behind bars and a $1,000 US fine if convicted"
"Btw, song 8 on the Woman in Red soundtrack is "Don't Drive Drunk", ironically."
well at least Kelly didn't kill anyone..except her career maybe
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According to TMZ Lebrock also blew double the breathalyzer limit:
According to law enforcement sources ... the former Mrs. Steven Seagal blew a whopping .16 after she was pulled over for driving erratically around Santa Barbara last November.
She faces a $1,000 fine and up to 6 months in the slammer -- the reality ... she'll get probation and an alcohol ed course.
Blowing double the limit. Nice work Kelly. Obviously the arresting officer must have been fully trained in the Casey Butel method of blocking breathalyzer holes. Or maybe Kelly was just plastered like Peter Lance. Was she wearing a tux and a cowboy hat?
Let's hope she gets an alcohol ed course. But maybe ambulance chaser and DUI slime bag "Better Call" Darryl can wriggle her out of that for five grand or so. That way she can continuing pickling herself (is that what she's doing to her face?) and cruising around the valley shitfaced.
Why isn't the News Press jumping on the case and rush to Lebrock's defense. What? Isn't she a subscriber to McCaws odious rag?
Andy Caldwell lecturing on the true meaning of Christmas is about as funny as Wendy McCaw blabbering on high on xanax about being a defender of the First Amendment. McCaw screwed so many people out of their livelihoods she makes Ebenezer Scrooge look like George Bailey. She's even become a cheapskate to her beloved animals. Seems like her donation to animal charities is slipping every year. Well probably read about an emaciated McCaw holed up in an unheated room with her collection of soap scraps on day. Strange how someone with such a tight fist can continue to piss money down the drain on her vanity project: the News Press. Let's see 500 million minus a lost of two million a year to print her garbage. Hm, it'll be around for another 250 years. I always suspected she was a vampire as well!
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