most of the 9/11 terrorists were from oil rich Saudi Arabia...the Prince and President Bush were seen holding hands and kissing in an abhorrent public display of affection...
oil is the elixir of terrorists...it seems we have some eco-terrorists in our midst...eco as in economic...the Grand Jury suggested the county tax oil at a dollar a barrel in Santa Maria, the new Saudi Arabia...but the eco-terrorists from COLAB, the SB County Taxpayer Ass, the News-Press and others gathered together and forced the Board of Supes not to put the tax initiative on the June ballot..that money was desperately needed to fund the retirement of county bureaucrats, but now transients and tourists will have to foot the bill with more TOT taxes....
when gas goes from $3.75 to $4.50 in one day, you know something is wrong..the market is being manipulated and the consumer is getting screwed....there's plenty oil and gasoline prices should never go over $2.00 per gallon....but the oil terrorists have one ultimate goal: destroy Mother Earth ..they do this with pollution and so-called mineral rights...people do not have mineral rights, Nature does..and besides, oil is not a mineral, so how can it have any rights??
the oil people in Santa Maria are terrorists..they will plot to destroy the earth, they will gather at Vandenburg Air Force Base, and they will wait for the second coming of Christ...they tell me "God is Great"... is he?
well I'm not concerned really..I don't use oil any more..at least not that kind..I use olive oil to lube and a mixture of vodka and olive oil to gas my truck...me and Olive were driving around yesterday and she looked at me and says "I feel like a tossed salad"...I looked over at her and said "you look like one!"
we both burst out laughing so hard I almost hit the new bus stop in front of the zoo...that's a dumb place for it..it blocks the entrance making accidents more likely!!
well, as we drove home I pulled up to the Montecito roundabout and ahead of me was a really awesome looking car..the license plate read ZERO...emissions...it was a TESLA! first one I've seen and boy it looks sharp..powerful and quiet it shot through the roundabout like a cue ball..
I gotta get one...maybe Wendy could buy me one and we'll call it even....the TESLA stock is about $175/share and even though a few batteries are prone to spontaneous combustion, the Tesla is worth the risk..and it's electric!!
Olive sure would look tough in one
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Yeah I suppose EVs batteries can be prone to ignition if damaged in an accident. But if you really want to increase your odds at spontaneous combustion you should stick to internal combustion engines. Gasoline engines, and not because they're the most prevalent, are by far more dangerous than electric vehicles.
I think Wendy had a front page article about the electric Tesla in her noozpaper a few days ago. I only know about it because my dog took a leak on it in my neighbors driveway.
your dog took a leak on Wendy's Tesla! is that what you're sayin?
Could have been Wendy's Tesla. But I don't know because I didn't read the article. It was Wendy's publication though, folded in half and in an environmentally unfriendly plastic bag.
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