Happy

baby won't you keep me happy...

the Constitution gives me the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (pussy)...it also says religious establishment prohibited..and I have the right to keep and bear arms....

the right to keep and bear arms for protection (house and home, hunting, self-preservation) is not a license to murder people who may have slighted you..or whatever

once we adhere to these simple self-evident truths, we'll be happy

but.... when some momma's boy, whacked out on violent fantasies of a failed military career and because at 26 years old he's still a virgin and living with his mom..when this shit goes to a community college in Oregon and starts killing people, classmates and teachers...this dude should have been institutionized..like the others..the Sandy Hook killer, the Isla Vista killer..the South Carolina killer.... whacked out white boys

of course mass murder in America is pretty common....the Mafia crime wave, the southern racism, the Civil War, tin soldiers and Nixon's coming...America is a violent nation sometimes

but, there is no excuse for anyone to be a virgin at 26 years old because that will drive you crazy...geez, sex is a primal instinct...control the urge the best you can..read a book, take a hike, but sooner or later you need to become a man my son

so everyone should have sex by 17...it should be mandatory..sex education has been thwarted by these religious fanatics who demand abstinence...but abstinence as we've seen leads to murder

and music..every kid should learn to play an instrument...and learn another language...and learn to respect fire arms...

and for God's sake, learn the Constitution...it's the primary function for every America to learn the rules because freedom comes with a grave responsibility...

pick up your feet, you don't have to pick up a gun..