Happiness is a Warm Gun

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as we look forward to Christmas, some people look backwards...and New Year's Eve and is just around the corner, too...and I can't wait to read Wendy's letter to her readers on the front page of the News-Press on New Year's Day...

let's see, maybe she'll mention she can't go on funding the News-Press losing proposition as the divorce money is running out, probably she'll mention Davey the Dog and terrorism and how Obama hasn't kept us safe...Obama can't keep every individual in the USA safe..nobody can..there's too many American psychos running loose so you always need to be on your guard...trust your gut when you get ready for that Christmas party

and celebrate freedom without fear...don't subvert the Constitution to religious fanatics..you and I have the right to pursue happiness which is no guarantee we'll find it so look for joy in the little things...like making fun of the mental midgets at the News-Press!

freedom of speech is a good thing...many religious zealots have tried to stop free speech...they banned books and music without which happiness is impossible...they killed people in France for writing satire, Charlie Hebdo...
Wendy McCuckoo tried to stifle free speech at the News-Press...tried to bust the unions...fired reporters for exhibiting the wrong bias..today the reporters show rightwing bias and that's ok by Wendy...so in essence, Wendy acts like fanatical Muslim terrorists denying "liberte" to people she tries to control with her wad of cash...

the tape over the mouth that the French folks protested is the same tape that the News-Press reporters protested when Wendy and Rob Lowe turned the News-Press into the frivolous joke it remains today

the idea that anybody would try to deny me my right to free speech fuels the fire in my soul...

a Christmas wrapped copy of the Constitution is the best gift you could give anyone..and the best weapon against ignorance you could ever arm yourself with

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