Thursday, June 16, 2011

something happened to me yesterday...

the Duchess....

ok so I know lots of people~ mostly rightwingers~ are obsessed with British royalty....I assume that their lives are so empty, they sit around and wait for glimpses of people born into wealth..and live vicariously through them.....I live vicariously through nearly everyone so I can understand that...but I worked for living goddamit so I live in the real world..make no mistake..a world of weeds, roses and rainbows, strawberries, cherries and an angel's kiss in spring....and street fighting men...

but the new stars of British uppity are Prince William who looks a little goofy and his bride Kate Middleton, who doesn't....they seem to create a fuss everywhere they go, so they are now on my radar...But though Prince William and Kate won't be employing any household staff right now, they do plan to bring some help on their upcoming trip to California. "The Duchess of Cambridge plans to bring hairdresser James Pryce with her on the North American tour," an insider told Us Magazine. " The couple will also be bringing an administrative assistant."

now I happened to like Princess Diana because she was a rebel and real and the stuffy Queen didn't like her..I was sad when she died....

Kate it seems doesn't have as much personality as Princess Di and although pretty, seems a bit daffy...I could be wrong...I hear they will be stopping a few miles down the road at the Polo Fields in Carpinteria on July 9 to attend an event and I invite them to stop at my place for a spot of tea if they'd like..mingle with a working class guy for a bit instead of a bunch of cracked out bad actors in Hollywood!

otherwise, I gotta ride my bike over to the Polo grounds and try to snap some pictures....I think it will be fun but I imagine the security will be heavy, so good luck to me....I'll need to position myself strategically...hey maybe I'll see me mate Mick Jagger there!

and good luck to Kate and William for a future of privilege, wealth and sexy hair!!
and remember when you're out on your bike, wear white!

1 comment:

Dandelion said...

Why those aren't weeds buttercup.