heard it through the grapevine

grapes of wrath

...I think I've been barking up the wrong tree..the wrong grapevine..the wrong end of the rainbow.....it's obvious people are gonna drink and drive no matter what so why don't they just teach it in the driving courses..

and put it in the vehicle code under
Section 0.08...Drunk Driving...How to Navigate the Road while Under the Influence..
while most responsible people who value life choose to drive sober, we understand that a growing number of Americans enjoy driving while inebriated...hey let's face it, driving buzzed is a blast! If you can pass this simple written test after completing Section 0.08, you can drive drunk!

1. You may drive off of the paved roadway to pass another vehicle:

If the shoulder is wide enough to accommodate your vehicle
I go flying so high, when I'm stoned
Under no circumstances


2. You are approaching a railroad crossing with no warning devices and are unable to see 400 feet down the tracks in one direction. The speed limit is:

pedal to the metal mutherfuckers!!!
20 mph
25 mph


3. When parking your vehicle parallel to the curb on a level street:

Your front wheels must be turned toward the street.
Just get out while it's moving slow
One of your rear wheels must touch the curb.


4. When you are merging onto the freeway, you should be driving:

At or near the same speed as the traffic on the freeway.
Into the exit ramp!
The posted speed limit for traffic on the freeway.


5. When driving in fog, you should use your:

Fog lights only.
High beams.
Jim Beam.


congratulations .....you may now drive drunk!!