leaving las vagus...

I had a dream I was flying to Indiana with Meryl Streep and we were in the cockpit...we were landing and everything looked so vivid and clear and beautiful....I never knew Indiana was so visually stunning!

but before I nodded off, I was watching tv and surfed to the religious channel and these two ladies were talking about sex..they warned the viewers that the subject matter would be sensitive so send the kids and parents out of the room..so I guess I was the only one left watching....ok..I offer you the same warning...LEAVE NOW

so there was the blonde church lady named Jonette and the ugly as sin Ph.D in physiology lady who started talking about sex like no one I've ever heard....first they said the pill was a bad thing which I don't disagree with.....but they went on to say any sex other than between a married man and woman was evil..and dangerous....ungodly...but look at Jesus in the background....is he choking the chicken behind pretty prudish Jonette??

that's a serious question but I'm watching and learning then the sinfully ugly Ph.D lady says something that made me stop what I was doing, too...women who play with themselves are more prone to depression...so I guess when Christian beauty queen Carrie Prejean sent a video to her boyfriend of herself jilling off, she was depressed!

then the ugly as sin lady said something about a "vegas nerve"....when you play with yourselves ladies that there nerve isn't stimulated properly or something and you need a husband for it to work right or something...is that true??

I never heard of a vegas nerve....I've heard of all the other stuff which if manipulated properly will induce the desired response, so they say..while I've studied the subject I have no way of knowing if I've masturbated it..whoops, I mean mastered it...I mean, women have screamed at me for one reason or another..is the reason the vegas nerve....I never hit it??? or I look too stupid to hit it??
that is unnerving.....