Sunday, July 31, 2011

let's make a deal

so there's this new promo from the News-Press called Deal of the Day..you can sign up for free and get discounts, so I checked it out...I tried to sign up for fun but it took so long to find out where to do this online at newspress.com...then I finally found the deal!! I found the deal!! I was so excited...

78% off a brief exam and blood test for a cat or dog! (this is like a Lifeline Screening for your pets!!!) Is your cat losing weight or is your dog gaining weight? It could be a problem with their thyroid. Is your Pal drinking too much water? It could be diabetes or kidney failure. Does your Pal have a hidden infection?
A blood test will diagnose all of the above conditions. A blood test will check your pal’s thyroid, kidney, pancreas, muscle enzymes, liver, red blood cells (anemia), white blood cells (infection, cancer), cholesterol, triglycerides, and more. Be sure your Pal is doing fine. We also include a brief examination of your Pal with this offer.
Can’t bring your pet to Summerland? No problem! Our concierge service is here to help. For a $25 charge (roundtrip) we will pick up your pet in a climate controlled vehicle and bring him or her to our hospital for medical treatments or for grooming and return your precious cargo to you at the end of the day. This service is available from Carpinteria to Goleta.

a concierge and climate controlled vehicle for a dog?? a fucking dog?? a cat maybe but a fucking dog?? are these people catering to the Lehman Bros and AIG punks who created the global financial mess...and now they are living high on the dog with taxpayer bailouts?? who else would need their pet to ride in a climate controlled limosine?? and now the Greeks are doing the same thing and they want me to go to a festival?? oh Mon Dieu!!


Fine Print
$35 for Initial Brief Exam and Comprehensive Blood Test for Your Dog or Cat at Your Pals Pet Hospital ($162 value).
Voucher expires 12/31/11.
$35 paid for value never expires.
One voucher per person to be used on a dog or cat.
Offer for new clients or existing clients with new pets only.
By appointment only (call our office).
Not valid with any other offers.
No cash value/cash back.
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ok I need to STOP here..... there's a long long list of terms here from the provider and I can't copy them or they will put me in jail for criminal copyright infringement! why does everyone want to put me in jail.... I didn't do anything wrong, they did!!

but by signing up for the Deal of the Day, you pretty much have to sign your life over to the merchant rep, called Analog Analytics..can they sue me for printing their name?? maybe..
you have to let them send you promos and emails, have to sign up for an account..and on and on....so you tell me..is this the deal of the day? or just another attempt by Wendy to covertly spy on you and hack into your private lives??

don't let your deal go down!!

1 comment:

Andy Griffith said...

A web-based social coupon platform is simply the internet version of clipping coupons out of the paper with scissors, with the benefit that the publishers get to control their revenue through no-risk pay for performance advertising. With the consumer's account information held by Analog Analytics who processes the transaction for the publisher, then both get a win-win out of you.

Nothing really new (Groupon was the first on the scene to do web based social coupons), but things happen slowly here in Mayberry. No doubt Wendy had read how the OC Register's ad income increased and got all orgasmic over it. That kind of extra coin can buy a lot of drunken driving stories and donkey feed.