pirates of the carribean

when life hands you chicken salad, make cole slaw!

I don't know much but I do know there are rogue cops..bad cops..the cops who beat Rodney King were bad cops...the beating spurred a riot in Los Angeles so you need to be extra careful when you wear a uniform...you represent the city..like a baseball player...

now, the New-Press guest Terry Tyler asks "can't we just get along?"...well no we can't goddamit....didn't I just tell you yesterday about cults.....I don't want to get along with cults..I want to destroy them!! kick their asses!!!

and then Terry says we shouldn't be allowed to call each other names.... "it serves no purpose to adopt the childish practice of name-calling to discredit our fellow citizens"..sure it does..it serves a purpose! I love calling people names especially those fuckjobs who deserve it!

Lanny and Terry are a couple of booger brains who write guest editorials for a couple of refuckintardos!! and Stepford wives Gerry Fall and Don Katich seem to keep bringing in young Republican zombies to try to break the union...the News-Press keeps hiring pimples from the Young Miss America Foundation and some of these "reporters" haven't even had even had their periods yet..but at least Don and Gerry have....and Wendy gives tons of cash to the Young Miss America Foundation so it's like she's bribing them to vote no on the union!!

won't you be my neighbor?
ok..New Cuyama and Carpinteria have lots in common..agriculture..so I welcome them into the 1st District..let's do it!! fuck the hillbillies who want to sit in the cow manure all day and make faces and call each other names....

and did you know there is a whole sub-culture in Santa Barbara against bulb-outs! geez..put them in if needed, and leave them out if not needed..problem solved!

the Partridge Family
so over at the Independent the publisher and editor were in court fighting over ownership..and the editor won..Mariannne Partridge forced Randy Campbell to sell his shares and leave the paper...well, the paper is pretty much entertainment and ads, so the paper part is kinda like Adweek or some such... the online version is a little more lively...I don't know where the Indie is headed, but if the rumor is true that Marianne wants Joe Cole to help her reform it, I say....whatever! too bad Randy lost out having put so much into the paper....

from American Journalism Review

"Under McCaw, a Libertarian, News-Press editorials evolved from respectful, cautious, reasonably argued pieces to raucous assaults, sometimes on the paper's own reporters, with attacks on the coastal commission, affordable housing and the local rodeo, an affront to McCaw's animal rights sensibilities. Through her executives, McCaw worked her will: "It was always about news content and news reporters," says an insider no longer at the paper. "If one story wasn't the way she wanted it, it was off with their heads," with Cole "just doing her bidding."
(Cole declined to be interviewed, saying he has "confidentiality obligations beyond those binding other past News-Press employees." He added, "My family's financial future would be adversely affected by any breach of those obligations.")"

Cole wears an eye patch and was just doing Wendy's bidding ....well... I prefer men and women who do their own bidding....