ok I found a new show that is really funny on TRU -TV....World's Dumbest (_____)..fill in the blanks..
they got the world's dumbest robbers, hillbillies, drunks....they show little clips and get a cast of comedians/actors/ex-cons like skater Tonya Harding to provide comment..the comments are usually hysterical ....and a few of the comedians I've seen do raunchy roasts and I hope we'll see more of them....especially Chelsea Peretti who is too cute sexy and funny...
but I would suggest they spoof Peter Lance as the World's Dumbest investigative journalist...they could set it up like a guy gets busted for a DUI and then investigates the cop who busted 
him....then gets thrown out of the court room for being disruptive, then falls asleep at the stop light, then does a bunch of other dumb stuff, then writes the world's longest sentence....
him....then gets thrown out of the court room for being disruptive, then falls asleep at the stop light, then does a bunch of other dumb stuff, then writes the world's longest sentence....
the Police Women of Maricopa County
so Peter continues with his cries in the N-P to investigate Officer Kasi Beutel and wrote a 5 page letter to the California Attorney General pleading with her to get involved..meanwhile drunks continue to kill innocent bystanders...any DUI conviction should be an automatic loss of license and driving privileges...it's a threat to public safety to have these toads on the road....
you think Kasi Beutel hurts your feelings when she tells you to "blow harder"?? well, these police women from Maricopa County (that's right, Sheriff Joe's crew in Arizona) are ten times tougher on drunk wimps!! and that's GOOD!! and they use pink handcuffs on the drunk
drivers...Peter, you'd look pretty in pink, honey!
you think Kasi Beutel hurts your feelings when she tells you to "blow harder"?? well, these police women from Maricopa County (that's right, Sheriff Joe's crew in Arizona) are ten times tougher on drunk wimps!! and that's GOOD!! and they use pink handcuffs on the drunk
drivers...Peter, you'd look pretty in pink, honey!
I can only hope that Lance's trial moves to Maricopa County...how long do you think Sheriff Joe would put up with Lance's antics??
the show has shown some drunks who are so abusive to cops, verbally and physically, that it boggles the mind..so it's no surprise that a cop would file a worker's comp claim if injured..that's what worker's comp is there for....Lance is trying to say Kasi commited worker's comp fraud for an injury she suffered when a drunk resisted arrest...as a matter of fact, cops should probably have a special insurance program for the abuse they get 
from alcohol people....
from alcohol people....now, Aug 24 will be the next hearing at the Court House in Santa Barbara, upstairs in SB#2....it starts at 10:30 AM..a very agreeable hour indeed!
hopefully Judge Brian Hill can cut to the chase and get this resolved before Lance writes anymore.......or Santa Barbara may make it to the World's Dumbest City episode!!
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Has "Spin" Steepleton been giving lessons to Wendy's counterpart in the Santa Ynez Valley? Nancy Crawford-Hall ran an article in her paper, said it was "By SYVJ Staff," yet the story is an editorial rant against Santa Barbara County District Attorney Joyce Dudley, with no evidence to back up the accusations, no attribution, and no comments by the accused, Ms. Dudley.
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