Monday, September 12, 2011

reds

freedom fries

Macy's has a lone red star...Carl's Jr has a lone star..Texas has a lone star..and commie China has a lone star..draw your own conclusions but beware of subliminal messages from these dudes...I think we know what's really going on....

Andy "Putz" Puzder is the CEO of CKE Industries and keeps threatening to move his offices to Texas so he can be closer to his boyfriend Governor Rick Perry, whose budget cuts made firefighters buy their own gear, some of it defective...putting lives at risk....ahh, the conservative way..


Andy makes 10 million dollars a year and lives in Montecito and I thought it was touching that the News-Press had a lil story about him on 9/11..Andy and Nipper are pals and Andy gives us insight into the terrorists, the fact that he doesn't have to endure airport screening because he uses the corporate jet, and he even nixed the salad bar at Carl's Jr after 9/11 when he feared someone might sprinkle antrax on the tomatoes...he was just looking out for the employees and customers.....the little people...what a guy!!

Andy is always complaining about California's business climate..he wants to build more restaurants faster..but I don't want to see a Carl's Jr everywhere..I don't wanna see a Burger King or a Jack in the Box everywhere but they make better burgers and do better business...Carl's used to be good but the Putz ran it into the ground after founder Carl Karcher died....



Puzder is simply a bad businessman...I've pointed it out before...he has a history of complaints whenever someone out-competes him which is nearly every burger joint in California...Carl's has suffered from bad manangement, bad food and stupid commercials..Puzder is clueless... all he needs to do is make good food at a good price and cut out the bullshit....I 'll be the first to help clean out your office in Carpinteria and get you to Texas as soon as possible...

now, speaking of Texas..I was wondering if ENRON was back in business..there was a huge power outage in Arizona and California recently...just like to rolling outages that ENRON created years back to juice the prices up...that little stunt got Gray Davis kicked out of office to be replaced by Arnold for two terms! what a black mark on California....

there is absolutely no reason that Texas and California should be enemies....the regs may be more stringent here, but if they are reasonable, I got no problem with it...you can't pollute the environment in the name of capitalism...you can try, but it will get you in the end... and the buck stops with the CEO...considering the trouble CKE restaurants are having, maybe Puz should be FIRED....


and given a 50 million dollar severance package for a job poorly done!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What how dare you speak against Santa Barbara icon and purveyor of lousy fast food "The Putz". Move your fucking crappy fast food company to Tejas, Putz, it's an embarrassment to Santa Barbara and California, anyway. Nobody eats it In the U.S., so maybe if you move closer to the border you can ship it illegally into Mexico (circumventing health food laws, which it probably fails) where I'm sure it will be greeted with open arms (although the Mexicans probably have better taste than that, too.) Oh my, you might move! Boo hoo. Get outta Dodge with your artery-clogging shit!

Anonymous said...

Pudzer a friend of .....? Naturally. Something tells me that professional schnorer doesn't have a pot to piss in. He's made career of sucking up to the wealthy. I'm sure his current "old hide" hasn't given enough thought to his need to attach himself like a remora to people of real wealth. Love to know what his personal bank account looks like.