the Bastard

don't miss a book signing with Michael Reagan at the Reagan Ranch Center on Monday..TODAY!! the book is called "I was a Teenage Bastard" because Mike doesn't know who's his real daddy just like most conserative guys!!

awright..it's a fact that Wendy owns the Young Miss America Foundation...pumping millions of dollars into the organization to keep the young people from having to work or even figure out what work is...look kids, as long as you have a benefactor like Mrs. McCuckoo, you'll grow up to be spoiled little brats who expect public workers to wait on you hand and foot!

all the public workers want is to do the jobs they are paid to do....jobs that you little muffies wouldn't even consider...no, your world will be filled with consultants and non-profits and wine tasting and all sorts of useless endeavors unless someone wakes you up and that someone may have to be me...now I saw some of you gals the last time I was at the Reagan Center on State St...oooolala...mmmmm..so innocent...s'cuse me while I kiss the sky....

five minutes go by...ok I'm back....so once again we have Wendy and the YMAF honoring Ronald Reagan..the long since dead president who for some reason they have raised to godhood...I'm sure Reagan was a pretty good guy, but all this fawning over his memory is..well I bet Patti and Ron think Wendy is nuts...

of course, the story of all this is on the front page written by Wendy's waterboy poor old Scott Steepleton..I read it and he indeed claims Sarah Palin is still governor...and he implies she's still governor of California...altho I'm sure it was Alaska she once governed..but I could be wrong since she's out sticking her tits in everyone's business...maybe she thinks she's president!! On FOX NEWS, you can be anyone you want..just say so!!

is Sarah Palin an illegitimate governor??

look Sarah didn't finish her term...she's a pageant queen...her husband Todd is a moron who endorsed Newt...Sarah works for Rupert Murdoch...and since she didn't finish her first term as governor, then she really wasn't governor...just half-governor or pretend governor..from now on anyone who quits during their first term is not a legitimate governor....

and how is this all related to Reagan??
it's not..the Reagan legacy has been hijacked by his bastard adopted son Micheal....the ruse is financed by the crackheads at the News-Press....and you youngsters thinking about becoming Miss America, I only point these things out for your own good...this summer, get a job in a restaurant washing dishes instead of washing Wendy's feet!!