Sunday, February 26, 2012

so you wanna be a rock 'n' roll star

in a week or two, if you make the charts, the girls will tear you apart...

if you happened to be a rock star in your twenties and now you're in your 60s, well, it just doesn't quite work..some guys are getting facelifts and dying their hair which makes them look like guys in their 60s who dye their hair and get facelifts..they're not fooling anyone...Kenny Rogers had a lift and destroyed a great face and career....now I'm not picking on guys named Kenny, but it appears that Kenny Loggins has followed in my footsteps and started a blog..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kenny-loggins/kenny-loggins-on-reinvention_b_1296180.html?ref=yahoo&ir=Yahoo

well, it's not exactly SBNPB.com, but Kenny Loggins wants you to know what it's like to be an old rocker...who's trying to recapture the old fire......old times, good times....

the problem here is all your fans Kenny have grown up and are older too! so we just don't have the desire to hear you anymore especially when you partner with the likes of the News-Press to raise money for poor illegal aliens via the Unity Telethon!

you see, a Martin D-28 from 1965 is worth a lot of money.....but what's a rocker from 1965 worth....a stint at the Chumash Casino??

now some rockers age gracefully like the Stones..Mick and the boys are just too cool to be irrelevant...I mean, I go back and marvel at their music...it was fantastic!! and Mick's not really trying to impress anyone any more..he doesn't need to...some bands like the Byrds are timeless because the music was brilliant....

so I think some rockers either should die young or should always have another discipline to fall back on...to ground them so they are not chasing their youth in their 60s...maybe learn microbiology..or chemistry or acting to help take you mind off yourself and focus on other parts of the universe... I think Grace Slick took up gardening....good for her!!!
it's a big world out there...so go take a giant step outside your mind

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Worried! Hope Joe didn't take you for a ride.