I beg your pardon...

I never promised you a rose garden

sunshine in June is a rarity

but Saturday was rare..

warm sunny breezy...

so why not go for a bike ride and take it all in....we care about our environment in Carp unlike the folks in Santa Barbara who have stinky water and they're suing each other and well just acting like spoiled little brats most of the time...

so off I go...the rose flowers in the fields look so pretty..the blue ocean water is a real refuge for the motorists passing by...they can get off the highway for a while, take a swim and have a burger at Padaro Grill...they can't do that in Santa Barbara because once they get to the Bird Refuge, they gag from the stink and keep motoring!! it's shameful how Santa Barbara just doesn't care about anyone else..they can't even tell they are starting to stink it up....everyone is talking and laughing at you so called environmentalists, but no one will visit you unless you take a bath or something...that's a metaphor for the Bird Refuge..PEEYOU!!! you got the Funk Zone and now you got the Stink Zone!!!

ok so anyway things smell sooooo nice here in Carp....the Star Jasmine is wonderfully fragrant...I ride down the road and everyone is my friend today, except you stinky gross Santa Barbara people...oh look, the Seaside Nursery place put ugly bark on the ground to smother weeds and dirt (and everything else) but the Castor Bean plant, the sage castor bean, is back having pushed up through the bark...HURRAH!! maybe Seaside should move to Santa Barbara next to the Bird Refuge!

hey they're playing polo today..so I watch a while and there's a chick laying pussy-side down on the grass..I couldn't determine what she was doing as she was blocked a bit by a car, but I did get a good look at her ass.... I called out to her and struck a pose, then while still on the ground she started to move her legs in a come hither kinda manner!! (see pic)

still waters do indeed run deep..but not at the Bird Refuge!