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In an unprecedented response to gay rights advocates, Chick-fil-A is refusing to serve gay chickens to its largely heterosexual Christian clientele. When asked why they were refusing to debeak and massacre countless little baby chicks, who happen to share an attraction for one another, a Chick-fil-A representative claimed that it is “not in God’s plan for humans to have to digest gay chickens. What if some of that gayness doesn’t pass through the body? Where does it go? Since you are what you eat, well . . . that’s just a scary thought. Look,” the Chick-fil-A representative sincerely stated, “we just want to protect our beloved customers from the possible ill side effects of eating these hormone-injected, and gay, chickens.”
In an unprecedented response to gay rights advocates, Chick-fil-A is refusing to serve gay chickens to its largely heterosexual Christian clientele. When asked why they were refusing to debeak and massacre countless little baby chicks, who happen to share an attraction for one another, a Chick-fil-A representative claimed that it is “not in God’s plan for humans to have to digest gay chickens. What if some of that gayness doesn’t pass through the body? Where does it go? Since you are what you eat, well . . . that’s just a scary thought. Look,” the Chick-fil-A representative sincerely stated, “we just want to protect our beloved customers from the possible ill side effects of eating these hormone-injected, and gay, chickens.”
ok I can't resist..I'll have an order of Chicken McBigots...there's a new store trying to open in Santa Barbara called Chick-Fil-A owned by a guy named Dan Cathy who recently made headlines about his anti gay marriage stance..now, Cathy must be overly sensitive to his last name which is very girly...so he takes a stance against gay marriage to prove what a man he is...and that is the marketing ploy to sell more chicken! is Dan Cathy a member of Westboro Church?? is Michele Bachman???
well, I don't want anyone in town operating a business who promotes bigotry and ignorance....and trying to deny civil rights to any citizen while hiding behind the bible is unconscionable....
most fundamentalist Christians are child molestors so keep your kids away from Chick fil-A!!
a chicken restaurant is not where I go for spiritual guidance..it's where I go when I'm hungry so "fuck Cathy" ...just cook your chicken Cathy and shut the fuck up I don't care about you and Jesus...but Jesus never married and Jesus was a man and Cathy is a man and if Cathy loves Jesus then he must be queer....
....so I say BOYCOTT Chick-Fil-A.... I'm getting pretty fed up with these rightwing religious wackos!
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Please go back to school. Your writing skills are embarrassing.
the goal of this blog is to embarrass you, so I've suceeded!
Hey Anon, the real question is, "Would Jesus be embarrassed?"
No, Jesus would be embarrassed by "Sambo's" by the beach, a Santa Barbara landmark; He would be embarrassed by gay champaign bars: he would be embarrassed by the rich inheriting the earth, and he would be embarrassed by racist Christians who do a
Ittle fag-bashing on the side. Holy, holy, hoooooly....
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