call me

don't be afraid you can call me, maybe it's late but just call me

ok anyone who saw Dinesh D'Sousa's retarded film about Obama and thought it was a good documentary is a douchebag...the News-Press and a guy named John Dickson are perpetrating a fraud on the children of America and I will expose them!!! right now!!

this dude Dickson is a putz and saw the movie and said it was good..he was quoted in the News-Press saying that the movie was "profound" or something like that...it was not profound, it was stupid...see, you'll get straight talk from me, not a bunch of doubletalk!

so imagine if someone called me up and asked for Dr. Robert..
the ethical thing for me to do would be to say "sorry, wrong number"...or I could lie and pretend I'm a doctor and start dispensing medical advice....well that's what Dickson did..instead of being a man, he pretended he was Santa Claus when kids accidentally called his number, thinking it was a Santa Hotline!

what kind of a person would lie like that? a Nipper and Wendy type person, that's who....conservatives need to stop lying to people or they will never win another election!

so it's Christmas season and the News-Press and Dickson is at it again and this time he's got his new wifeypoo to help him ..her name is Frauda Claus...and of course the News-Press did another stupid little story about these quacks

KIDS DON"T CALL THIS NUMBER 1 800 SANTABARBARA because it's a fake..a phony..a fraud..the people answering the number have no ethics and are lying to you!!

Identity theft is a crime..perhaps a crime of passion but nonetheless a crime..help me put these fake accidental Santas behind bars!

the real Santa Claus is a walking contradiction partly truth and partly fiction..he's not a putz, he's a myth...a metaphor... he used to live in Carpinteria....on Santa Claus Lane...

and he would never watch a movie by Dinesh D'Sousa...