ramshackle day parade

Muffle the drums / the hope of a new century comes /

now the present members of Santa Barbara city council are a really good fit...plenty of contrast and conflict to keep it interesting, but nothing that keeps them from getting the job done..and Santa Barbara is looking mighty good these days thanks to them...some publications like the SB View and News-Press are not gonna admit it because Bird and Wendy are lowdown dirty liars... but it's obvious...Santa Barbara rocks!! good job city council and city workers!!

so the only councilmember termed -out is Grant House..no need to replace the others...although I don't vote in Santa Barbara elections, I am the conscience of Santa Barbara.... many people are running for office but I only want you to vote for one..Megan Diaz....

and here's why....I used some grammar inflections to account for the lower IQ among conservative voters, if they should read this..just trying to help them along a bit

 

I betcha I know how the News-Press is gonna vote..who they will endorse...remember Wendy endorsed Orly Taitz last time around and two more ignorant blondes I can't imagine..I've indicated the names that the News-PRess will endorse with a little blue ampersand! &

ok so I'm looking at the front page of the News-Press-now the face that I seen that pleases me the most is this Megan Diaz chick.. is she Portuguese? the girl from Ipanema? she's got a cute accent! and I seen her on the non-profit spotlight on public TV and she's pretty...that is reason enough to elect her so guys vote for her...

then there's David Landecker..I think Dave's whole problem stems from his mommy issues as you can see from the picture...

Dave and mom!

the other face I seen was this &Jason Nelson dude..a little punk who worked for the News-Press..he says he's a vet but he's never saw any combat.. I guess he was an event coordinator in Afghanistan..anyway he's a moron so don't vote for him..the News-Press will endorse him which means he won't win....I seen that before



Wayne wants to be mayor!!

hey there's that funny little Mexican dude &Cruzito Cruz..what a loser..I seen that dude at the Peter Lance hearings and he started screaming about police brutality in the chambers and had to be escorted out! I think he may be a little retarded....

then we got Wayne Scoles running against the mayor....I seen Wayne at the Peter Lance DUI hearings too and he was always crying about the cops did this to him and that to him....he tried to tell me how dirty low the SB cops are and I told him to sell that bullshit somewhere else..he shut up quick...

I seen Wayne on TV at city council meetings and he got hisself a sort of temper/stress disorder..that boy will snap soon and he might hurt hisself...but at least he will be entertaining to watch come the debates...the News-Press will endorse him which means he will lose

now we know a News-Press endorsement is the kiss of death politically....look at poor old Mike Self... I seen her on the Mr. Wimpy Show and she looked like she was still hurting from the loss to Cathy Murrillo.. you guys really broke her heart.. I seen it in her face

I mean who on the city council is now gonna fight them roundabouts?? who?? and what about that Officer Kasi Beutel? who's gonna arrest her for bullying 200 lb drunk men and being in the Peter Lance Trio crime fantasy??

hey...meybe ol' Mike Self can write herself in!!