stranger in paradise

Take my hand,
I'm a stranger in Paradise
All lost in a wonderland
A stranger in paradise

some folks call Santa Barbara the American Riviera....and some folks refer to Santa Barbara as paradise...sometimes I feel like a stranger in paradise

so someone suggested that someone has a crush on dreamy SB city council candidate Jason Nelson and I think it's true! Mr.Shrimpy and Mr. Wimpy got the hots for Jason!! it's a budding bromance..

on Mr. Wimpy's TV Show last night and they were both gushing about wannabe SB city councilman Jason...when Jason is not trying to solve the Mermaid logo dilemma that is plaguing Santa Barbara, he enjoys hanging out in Bo Henry's bar!!

hey, look at these logos..it looks like the SB View stole the City of Santa Barbara logo design and tweaked it a bit!! how 'bout an investigation into that one, Jason!!!

Mr. Shrimpy and Mr. Wimpy!

but it appears that on Monday night Mr. Shrimpy will be hosting a party at his bar, Bo Henrys for Jason Nelson... a karaoke fundraiser!! a what??

Mr. Wimpy said he can't wait to attend..and remember Mr. Wimpy (Jim Worthen) is on record saying it's ok to drink and drive after 10 cocktails...

I wonder how Jason feels about that?? after hearing Jason speak about the issues Santa Barbara faces and his time as a "civil affairs" corresepondent in Afghanistan he detailed in the News-Press, I'm feeling real sympathy for the Afghan people!! imagine invading a country, killing their children with drone attacks, and then having some jerkoff civil affairs guy tell you how to live your life... no wonder they hate Americans!!

and I still don't know what Jason does for a living or how much he gets from his military pension!
looks like it's time to find out....
 
Won't you answer this fervent prayer?
Of a stranger in paradise
Don't send me in dark despair....