Monday, August 26, 2013

the Haunting

'No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality.'

when I heard that Julie Harris died, I smiled a little because I thought about her performance in the Haunting, a film I've loved since I was a kid... I always watch it during Halloween season....it's campy, absurd, scary and downright brilliant...as was Julie Harris

 
 
and speaking of spooky, a dude named Andrew Coffin runs the Young Miss American Foundation, a nonprofit that glorifies Ronald Reagan...I wonder if they know about the Iran-Contra affair?? or the Economic Recovery Tax Act that Ron signed in 1981...ie he cut taxes and two months later raised them again!!

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-16/why-reagan-raised-taxes-and-we-should-too-echoes.html

oh well..I s'pose not

but a front page story in the Sunday's News-Press was horrifying .... it seems the Navy is allowing officers and crew from the USS Ronald Reagan to visit the Reagan Ranch, Rancho Del Cielo and do odd jobs for the ranch owners, the Young Miss America Foundation! Nancy and Ron bought the ranch for about $500000 and after Ron died, Nancy sold it to the YMAF for an undisclosed sum..."Although the ranch is closed to the public, Young America's Foundation offers students and supporters the opportunity to visit the property Reagan called "heaven."

jerkin' a paint brush with a Navy gal!
 
now what puzzles me is why the youngsters in YMAF aren't helping out with the chores...would they ruin their nicely pressed little khakis? would they stain with honest sweat their blue button down collar shirts? or scuff their polished loafers?

all this creeps me out because the YMAF states its ideals as individual freedom, a strong national defense, free enterprise and traditional values....traditional values like hard work? earning your own keep? staying away from drugs and alcohol?? obeying the law?? you mean those traditional values?? it's obvious Wendy and the News-Press don't believe in traditional values..they lie cheat do drugs and Wendy and Nipper are no doubt engaging in pre-marital sex!!!

or maybe work would interrupt the propaganda the kids are being fed by Coffin and crew...of course Wendy gives tons of cash to the YMAF nonprofit and owns the Reagan Ranch Center downtown...

but what really scares me is the Navy personnel, supported by my public tax dollars, are going up to a conservative nonprofit, which is closed to the public, the Reagan Ranch and working there for free!! this is frightening abuse of taxpayer money!!

these Navy girls are going up to the ranch, dressed in skimpy sexy outfits, causing all the little dudes in the YMAF to go jerk off in the bushes up there!!

and shouldn't the Navy be protecting us from Islamic terrorists instead of lollygagging at the Reagan Ranch??

perhaps it's time to review the tax-exempt status of the Young Miss America Foundation....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Port of Call: Tom Sawyer Island, I mean the Reagan Ranch where 18-year old misfits, I mean, Navy personnel, are bamboozled by batty millionaires into thinking slathering paint on presidential picket fences is somehow patriotic work ... instead of the capitalist dram of free labor! Why doesn't Wendy just cut to the chase and have these swabos start scraping the barnacles off her yacht and painting it green for greed? Don't these kids see through the facade of faux patriotism these rich types hide behind: Thanking servicemen profusely for giving up their lesser lives in Iraq, Afganistan and Kuwait so Junior can safely spend more free time cultivating his coke habit at UCSB and learning how to screw America on Wall Street? Thank god for these fresh faced, lower class types, they exclaim...these young Americans who keep the hordes safely outside our thick Montecito walls. We salute you, young cadets! Just don't think you're getting invited inside one of our Hope Ranch soirees! Nope, painting fences on the farm is just fine for your ilk, young woman!

Mick Von Caw said...

PRECISELY!!