XANADU

A million lights are dancing and there you are
A shooting star, an everlasting world

 

ok I can take only so much bullshit before the the BS meter explodes..it exploded once before when ..if you watch Xanadu, you'll know where Beyonce got her act...from Olivia!!

the BS meter is hot when Wendy wanks about something, and now I got to contend with Mission and State, a new "narrative journalism" publication from Sarah Miller McCune and her odd frilly friends....

I'm under more pressure than Princess Di was!!!

narrative journalism...hmmmmm..telling stories??? telling one-sided stories? little bedtime stories? like fables?? like the News-Press does..fluff

http://www.missionandstate.org/features/where-have-all-the-lawyers-gone/

so this was the story..the Legal Aid Foundation and some dufus lawyer named Joe Allen rescuing poor little Mexican Taurino Torres who complained that when he got stopped by the cops, that female cop (we know who!) "made me feel like an illegal alien"....that's right, that's what the story said!! look no one can make you do anything..or feel anything...except Olivia Newton John..she made me fall in love with her and sometimes I can't see for the tears in my eyes...suspend me in time, Olivia

now of course I have a shitlist of worthless nonprofits and now I can add another one..the Legal Aid Foundation of Santa Barbara and the Mission and State thing was funded almost soley by nonprofits..maybe with all the money they make, they got a guilty conscience and want to give back to the poor Mexican community by targeting the cops!! WTF???

this whole story was an ad for the Legal Aid foundation..send them money so they can do free legal work for poor Mexicans..kinda like the Unity Shoppe!!

 

 

like the Santa Barbara Chamber of Commerce or Arts Council or somebody has a fierce ad campaign to remake the city's image image..to get more tourist money and fratboys spending mommy and daddy's money...we got mermaids as the true meaning of Saint Barbara...The landlocked mermaid is a symbol of contemporary woman, trapped in a paradoxical dilemma of being at once domesticated and untamable, worldly and intuitive...circling the hearts fishbowl of romantic longings and the murky depths of deep emotion. She also offers sagacious advice and mischievous tips for todays world of dating, mating and beyond, along with an enchanting way of hydrating the weary mermaid soul.

hydrating the mermaid soul? oh I get it...just go for drinks in the Funk Zone!!!

Xanadu!!!!