Psychotic Reaction

oh little girl, psychotic reaction

so I'm driving around Montecito looking for Don Johnson..I hear he lives up above East Valley or somewhere ...I wanted to ask him about Miami Vice like what was the purpose of it..the pastel colors, the boats, the clothes..was it just a big ad for Versace?? looks like that dude paid for it big time Don...oh I see Don and he's out in the yard shooting golphers! didn't look happy to see me so I split...

 

and I see on the cover of creepy Montecito Journal is a picture of Oprah, Rob Lowe and some malnourished Somalian chick...apparently Rob has a book out about his sex life which I guess Oprah found interesting enough to interview him...oh, Oprah..I had fun at the auction and now you stoop to this?? silly

 

speaking of driving around Montecito, I haven't seen my buddy Peter Lance lately..he must be holed up in his flat writing another crack investigative piece..the kind of story only the News-Press would be dumb enough to print..

now let me pass a theory..and this is only a theory...if you wanted to get rid of Lois Capps what would you do? kill her? well, no but maybe do a hit job on Lois via the News-Press or other publication...that would give limp-wristed Dale Francisco some leverage in his run against Capps and Wendy loves Dale because Dale as we know doesn't take money from unions (everyone else he'll take money from, just not unions! Dale doesn't get the working class yet)



ok so continuing my theory, why can't Peter use Darry Genis his old DUI lawyer to come up with something about drunk driver/ killer Raymond Morua?? Raymond killed Malory Dies but pled not guilty..so who is the guilty one? Lois Capps!!?? blame Lois because Ray used to work for her

if this comes to pass..if Pete writes a story on this then I'm fucking psychic!!

like that Edward Cayce dude...