Little Red Riding Hood

Owoooooooo! Who's that I see walkin' in these woods? Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood

I'm in the mood for some nursery rhymes, fables and fairy tales this weekend, so that's what I'll concentrate on...in every nursery rhyme is a double meaning...sometimes a more sinister theme is hidden in an innocent children's rhyme....see these little ducks? what happens next is up to you: a nursery rhyme ending, or a hungry predator ending???

now, we know all about Little Red Riding Hood, don't we? she was a little slut, pure and simple

Mary Mary Quite Contrary-How Does Your Garden Grow? we'll find out about Mary tomorrow

then there's the "Three Little Pigs" and the Big Bad Wolf..seems the three little pigs were building their houses...

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. One pig built a house of straw while the second pig built his house with sticks. They built their houses very quickly and then sang and danced all day because they were lazy. The third little pig worked hard all day and built his house with bricks.

A big bad wolf saw the two little pigs while they danced and played and thought, "What juicy tender meals they will make!" He chased the two pigs and they ran and hid in their houses. The big bad wolf went to the first house and huffed and puffed and blew the house down in minutes. The frightened little pig ran to the second pig’s house that was made of sticks. The big bad wolf now came to this house and huffed and puffed and blew the house down in hardly any time. Now, the two little pigs were terrified and ran to the third pig’s house that was made of bricks.

The big bad wolf tried to huff and puff and blow the house down, but he could not. He kept trying for hours but the house was very strong and the little pigs were safe inside. He tried to enter through the chimney but the third little pig boiled a big pot of water and kept it below the chimney. The wolf fell into it and died.

The two little pigs now felt sorry for having been so lazy. They too built their houses with bricks and lived happily ever after.

Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in....so now there's a thing called "huffing" whereby someone tries to get high by inhaling the gaseous contents of an empty whipped cream can..the Indian chick did that while driving by the casino and crashed into a lady in front of her..and killed her...

maybe Indians should start reading nursery rhymes......