Thursday, May 15, 2014

Orinoko Flow

Let me sail, let me sail, let the orinoco flow, Let me reach, let me beach On the shores of Tripoli

I check my weather station: 90 degrees and 30% humidity...it's May 14, 2014...usually it's cold and foggy but now it's hot and sunny...


 
 
people are always talking about the weather..people always invoke and inveigh....

when I want people to think I'm smart, I might use big words like "inveigh" or somethin like that...generally I don't need that anymore -whether people think I'm smart or dumb- it's really none of my business...

ok so dig this: The Pacific Decadal Oscillation (PDO) is a climate phenomenon that occurs primarily in the North Pacific Ocean. The "oscillation" happens between warm phases (positive values) and cool phases (negative values) that last anywhere from 10 to 40 years. The phases are associated with changes in sea surface temperatures (SST). While the causes of the PDO are still unknown, the primary effects seem to be changes in northeast Pacific marine ecosystems and a changing jet stream path.

Important to note, however, is that the phases are not set in stone; there are frequently short sets of 1-5 warm years during a cool phase and vice-versa. Secondly, the "warm" and "cool" phases are less descriptive than they would appear. The cool period, for instance, is actually associated with extremely high sea surface temperatures in the Northern Pacific

well the PDO is what I learned from  News-Press Professor Lanny Ebenstein as he explained the winds as some biblical prophecy and the drought as a function of the PDO....



yo Enya!
actually, the drought is a function of the Orinoko Flow according to international physicist Enya, who's got the prettiest green eyes!

it's got nothng to do with the Pacific Decadal Oscillation, Lanny
now I know Lanny teaches at UCSB I guess cos his daddy did and got him a job...why I even heard the Andy Caldwell lectured at UCSB once...well so did that dude Frazier Glenn Cross, the Jewish Community Center killer...he once guest lectured at Missouri State!


anyway, Lanny is worried the drought may alter our quality of living! ya think?? if the drought continues the future may look like this: expensive imported water, only rich people live here....no gov't...composting toilets because there's not enough water to flush and the sewage plants all close...the water plants get mothballed...desal plants will spring up but the salt will kill the coastal native flora... grass lawns will be illegal..the Botanic Garden will become a barren homeless shelter for the natively insane..

 
and the News-Press will fold...no water-no paper-no story!!

but first before the well runs dry, we need to find out what happened here: was the News-Press co -publisher's son involved in an injury car accident before he mysteriously died back in 2012? did the News-Press try to cover it up....did the co-publisher's family try to settle with the victim of the accident? was the co-publisher's son high and driving his mom's car on the day of the accident? did his mom recently sell her house for 1.8 million dollars? is a big claim against the co-publisher in the works??

is there a story here, Wendy??

hmmmmm....

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