Friday, July 4, 2014

Born in the USA

I was BORN IN THE USA!!!

Happy 4th of July!!

I want to WARN YOU..there are sharks in the ocean..they are lurking in the murk just below the surface....while you are all frolicking and being all American family-like whatever..the shark is waiting to take a bite out of little boys and girls on rubber rafts....with hot dogs and mustard still fresh on they little swimsuits....but where will the sharks tickle the big girls??




but whatever you do don't yell shark and spoil eveyone's holiday fun....and please let your dogs swim! please, I beg of you, let your dogs swim in the ocean on the 4th...right around when the sharks are feeding...

and you don't have to drink alcohol to have fun..even if Bud has cans of beer with American flags on them, it's just to eeek more money..it's got nothing to do with being patriotic, rather idiotic...


why is this dolphin smiling??

now some religious folks are gonna lecture me about the Constitution this 4th...about GOD-given rights....the Constitution says nothing about GOD....as a matter of fact, keeping religion and gov't separate keeps us from being overun by crazed gun-toting fanatics in Toyota pickup trucks, screaming about GOD and shooting people who don't agree with them....

the Declaration of Independence mentions the Laws of Nature and Nature's God....and says not one thing about biodiversity!! we are governed by the Laws of Nature...and I've always maintained that Nature is where it's at...





Natural law, or the law of nature (Latin: lex naturalis), is a system of law that is determined by nature, and so is universal.[1] Classically, natural law refers to the use of reason to analyze human nature both social and personal and deduce binding rules of moral behavior from it

natural law is all I need to know

over at the kinda sucky-News-Press pastor Andy Caldwell is calling for the violent overthrow of the government..my question is how can Andy overthrow the gov't when he can barely get his fat ass out of a chair???




but I tell you I am free and freedom is not absolute.....the Constitution isn't a ticket so people can go out and do whatever they want...freedom comes with responsibilities....

the number one responsibility is not to listen to the pablum of preachers and religious fanatics..they are the antithesis of what America is about...Andy's reading of the Constitution is irrational and hysterical.....and fight them at every turn by speaking freely

temper tantrums, overthrow the gov't???? will we see an attempted coup by the white-haired patrons of COLAB???

geez, it's a lot easier just to vote...

FREE SPEECH!! now that's genius....

oh and BTW, the TAO just hit 17000!!! now that's freedom!

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