Can't Explain

see your eyes, can't explain

 

what the hell happened to Jewel...saw her awhile ago and she looks weird...face lift?? just another thing I can't explain...

ok today I've launched an investigation into SB City Councilman Dale Francisco and the Santa Barbara Parks and Rec Dept...I'm gonna be on you like a rash from now on Daley-poo..like a rash!!

I was on my way to see Elenore my dental hygienist in Santa Barbara so why not do an investigation too..I just love it when she sticks her fingers in my mouth!! gee, she' swell!

but in Sunday's News-Press, Dale had another op-ed piece where he bragged about privatizing the muni golf course gardeners (probably illegals!!)...then he uses the same op-ed to tell voters not to vote for Councilmembers Hart or Murillo because the city workers and SEIU union may have supported them...and the new districts brought to you by candy-colored clowns like Cruzito Cruz and Barry Capello haven't even been drawn up yet!!

 
so Dale names fellow conservatives Rowse, Hotchkiss and Bendy in the op-ed, praising them for fiscal conservatism...($55,000 to turn around some benches on State St, hundreds of thousands in settlements to drunk Tony DeNunzio....and  the crack fiscal team of Francisco Rowse Bendy and Hotchkiss just handed over nearly $600000 of taxpayer money to Barry Capello for the district election lawsuit settlement!!yeah, good fiscal job there, boys)

ok..so it looks like Dale's missive in the News-Press is a violation of the Brown Act ....through the News-Press propaganda machine, Dale has held a public meeting, telling people how to vote and conferring with his fellow councilmembers....Dale is running around like a little rabbit

now, after I got my mouth full of the Elenore's pretty fingers, I went looking at some local parks..one had a big green wall around it...real attractive...is this the well the city is digging for extra water?? geez..times are tough!! send me a postcard

then opposite the well was the Alice Keck Park...a small park with a little lagoon for ducks and amorous turtles..the Turtles! those two turtles were doing it on the rock it appeared..but it's neat little park..very relaxing.....is it privatized?? no

well the city golf course will be privatized but you can bet the price will rise after the intitial contract....the private landscapers are in busness to make a profit..and city of Santa Barbara is a cash cow...

and then down at the Bird Refuge, private landscapers are planting natives.. I think Jill thinks this will kill the smell...Jill Z is kinda cute but maybe they can reassign her to..um, I dunno...how about turtle feeder??? you can fix the Bird Refuge either of two ways: let the ocean water in and marshify it.... do what they did at Alice Keck...

but it seems Nancy Rapp has met her highest level of incompetence..the Peter Principle...and what does Dale do? he fires the city gardeners for being union members!! these folks are not problem solvers

take a long look at the city parks..take a walk...those city guys do a tremendous job in spite of Rapp n Jill n Dale

and now with Dale, who suffered a humiliating defeat in his bid to represent the GOP against Lois Capp (Chris Mitchum won the right to lose to Lois) is posturing and posing for Wendy and Nipper, violating the Brown Act and acting like an idiot...Dale's political career ends in the City of Santa Barbara.... thank God

I can only hope Murillo and Hart call out Dale on his op-ed piece come Tuesday...

and I hope the Iraelis get rid of Bibi...I saw an ad with teabagger actor Chuck Norris telling us that Bibi should be re-elected because he has the courage to fight the evil forces that threaten Israel and the USA... and Dale tells us that evil forces like city workers and unions  threaten the city of Santa Barbara

can't explain