since the City of Santa Barbara has caved to extortion, ie forced district elections, Barry "the weasel" Capello has been appointed election czar...
Mr. Capello is the lawyer who represented pro-district interests....drawing up new districts will be only a ceremonial informality as Mr. Capello had already chosen the new council majority....
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| L-R: Pedro Francisco, Francisco Calentekiss, Bendy Ruiz and mayor Helena Cruz |
and here they are! the new Santa Bruta city council! Pedro Francisco, Francisco Calentekiss, Bendy "El Pollo Loco" Ruiz..and nuevo mayor Helena Cruz
the new city attorney Ariel "the mouse" Calonne will be keeping a petty cash box under his seat in the council chambers due to his propensity to settle cases...it appears that Mr. Calonne is so frightened of the inside of a court room, he refuses to litigate....
having given away close to one million dollars already in settlements, some of it to chronic drunks but most of it to other lawyers, like Darryl "the rat" Genis, Mr. Calonne says it's just easier for him to settle with all that tax money just sitting there like lottery cash!
"those other lawyers are so darn intimidating" says the timid Mr. Calonne
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