Saturday, September 19, 2015

Better Man

She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man
She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't find a better man


so it seems the only way you get good press if you work for Wendy is if you're loyal and near death...it seems that was the case with NP photog Steve Malone...Scott Steeplton did a glowing front page story about Malone's "retirement" with pictures of Ronald Reagan at the ranch...leading us to believe that Malone would be enjoying a healthy retirement but knowing full well that he was dying of cancer....then when Malone dies a few days later, News-Press socialite goofball reporter Erin Graffy writes a front page story about how the News-Press family mourns the loss of the photographer...geez

 
 
 
so off I go into SB again and what do I see? the Bird Refuge is blood red..the water is red..did Nipper's open and they poured some wine in the drink? I've never seen it red before..yellow, pukey green, brown but never red..or clear blue...Jill..explain please.. I took a picture but erased it by mistake..it won't happen again

then to Big Five and got some cool Leopold binocs for $69.99...awesome clarity and I head for the Harbor and Leadbetter beach...I see the cats and City workers.....guys are working in the boat yards an I hear them talking about sharks...

I approach the sand...it's a gorgeous day....oh how I love these Sept days that whisper Fall is coming....




I see a girl lying on the beach..I pull out my..new binocs.. and gaze, leer at her supple tan body and little teeny weeny bikini ...then I think of that art work in Santa Maria..the BUY SEXUAL $69.99..

I think I remember once being in a 69 (not #69!!) with a blonde chick ...it was lots of work and we were drunk...

but I left her a better man...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"the News+Press family" Are they kidding? Anyone Steve Malone might have called family was long ago fired by Mommy McCaw and he silently watched them go. That witch's family consists of two dogs, a cat, a some donkeys that are probably closest genetically to her. Thank god see never bred, herself. The News-Press family makes the Borgias look warm and cozy.

Anonymous said...

Steve Malone was an excellent and hard-working photographer. He chronicled decades of life in Santa Barbara with his photography. Got some amazing shots. Sixty-six is too young.

Anonymous said...

jackassicus wendiensis?